Yogarted

A fart during a Yoga Class. These can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. These farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose anus control.

Cory had a spicy dinner before Yoga class which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. He yogarted so loud that the other people in the class we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the class were letting out horrible yogarts.

by Boobs McGee November 16, 2012

Yogart

A yoga induced fart.

She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.

by eggwad July 2, 2010

Yogart

An unexpected emission of gas from the anus during a yoga class.

I need a new yoga studio. I dropped the biggest yogart today. Totally ruined savasana.

by Grute Man August 25, 2015

Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c April 5, 2006

Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."

by Zedonks March 11, 2009

throat yogart

sperm, semen, cum, man-gravy, jizz...

"she swallowed my throat yogart"

by doug kirschman April 22, 2004

purple yogart

When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.

Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.

by gen.fox June 7, 2010