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Yoga Pants 

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
Yoga Pants by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

Yoga Pants 

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
Yoga Pants by Cluero May 26, 2015

yoga pants 

a push-up bra but for your butt
Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"
yoga pants by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014

Yoga pants 

Yoga pants make women even hotter.
Yoga pants by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

Yoga Pants 

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed
BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

Yoga Pants 

greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy shit look at that ass!

guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
Yoga Pants by 233413 May 22, 2011