| 15. | yoda | ||||
|
A song by Weird Al Yankovic which is a parody of Lola by The Kinks. I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda |
|||||
| yoda images | |||||
|
|||||
| 1. | yoda | ||||
|
The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker 900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.
|
|||||
| 2. | yoda | ||||
|
A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm" Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm
|
|||||
|
|
|||||
| 3. | yoda | ||||
|
A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died. Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.
|
|||||
| 4. | Yoda | ||||
|
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes. "Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda "The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is." -Yoda "Kick your ass I will!" -Yoda |
|||||
| 5. | yoda | ||||
|
Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe. Pimp'n hos Yoda be.
|
|||||
|
|
|||||
| 6. | yoda | ||||
|
a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual hey yoda, what should i do?
|
|||||
| 7. | yoda | ||||
|
Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy. A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood... |
|||||
