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10.
The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.

Yoda=Kick ass.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
by Jedi Master Luna February 01, 2006
 
1.
The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker
900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.
by tt March 06, 2003
 
2.
A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"
Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm
by Dmorg November 17, 2003
 
3.
A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.
Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.
by jakrel May 28, 2005
 
4.
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.
"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda
by Dave June 20, 2004
 
5.
Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.
Pimp'n hos Yoda be.
by a n j 0 o July 27, 2003
 
6.
a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual
hey yoda, what should i do?
by chocolate FREAK June 30, 2004
 
7.
Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy.
A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...
by Alfred F. April 23, 2007