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yes and no 

the response you get from a computer programmer when you ask them a direct question, normally followed by a 5-minute conversation on all the things you CAN do, without actually getting the answer you originally wanted
You: Hey Gary, can I use Python for this?
Gary, (nasally voice): Well yes and no...
You: oh shit
yes and no by Shaniac January 14, 2020

Yes and No 

This word is another way to say "Maybe".
Person 1: Do you like this?
Person 2: Yes and no.
Yes and No by the_knowitall October 7, 2023

the yes and no game 

a game played by asking questions that can only be answered with a yes or a no
I had to play the yes and no game with the police officer to prove that I didn't do it.

Yes-men and Tomato-cans 

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
Yes-men and Tomato-cans by Hym Iam November 7, 2022

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes 

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA 

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh