89 years old
89 years old by Mamezuku "89 years old?!" Rai May 13, 2019
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30 years old and still living with your parents
Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.
Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.
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I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.
Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?
Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?
Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.
Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this
Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!
Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?
Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.
Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this
Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!
I'm 12 years old and what is this? by JD13 July 25, 2009
Hot Years Old
When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!
Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."
Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"
Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."
Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"
Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"
Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."
Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"
Hot Years Old by TrishaGordon June 10, 2014
is he really 89 years old ?
Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?
is he really 89 years old ? by Definitely not jojo weeb January 30, 2021
14 Years Old
The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.
Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"
Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."
Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."
14 Years Old by #1Shagger August 27, 2018