A nicer, kinder, gentler way of calling someone "white trash."
Lisa's nice, but she is such a walking yard sale!
by iDarly April 12, 2014
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cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.
So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?
by Disaster77 September 20, 2010
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A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
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the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights.
while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.
by Josh J. May 10, 2004
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One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.
I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?
by Bakercat September 25, 2013
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A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.
That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt
by Demron February 7, 2005
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The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
by Mayor J August 10, 2008
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