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dirty yalonda 

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn
That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole
dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020
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Daughter of the one true King, determined to spread the love of Jesus in every way possible. Forgiven, saved and Warrior for Christ.
Yalondi has a servants heart and glows with His love.
yalondi by Frybread 2015 September 12, 2018
The most smart, elegant, and beautiful Asian girl you will find. She is not just hot, she is beautiful. yalindee has eyes so pretty that make people fall in love with her. She's typically a girl who doesn't want to be noticed and doesn't care what other people think, yet every guy wants to be with her, and every girl wants to be her. If you get lucky and marry a yalindee , you better treat her well. If you don't she will get up and gtfo. She always has three guys who like her at one time, but needs a guy with a personality and the endless love . If yalindee ever likes you back, be sure to keep her. yalindee are so picky, they rarely look twice at anyone. She will keep you safe, and will shower you with endless amounts of love. yalindee has two different types of personalities. One when she's around friends and family, and one where she's with people she's not close to. She has two best friends, but is constantly making new ones. yalindee will always make you laugh. Breaking her heart will hurt you more than it will hurt her.
Yalindee is really hot
Yalindee by Love Hart May 30, 2020
a black muscular guy who is toxic to people, he cares a lot for the ones he really likes. if he doesnt say kill yourself when you first meet him then he doesnt like you. A yahonde can be aggressive and violent at times when needed. He is very muscular and addicted to the gym.
"Bro why you fighting a crackhead? Your such a yahonde"
yahonde by crackheadwhore123 December 8, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026