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Yalanda - Greek ; violet flower and Bringer of light. To meet a Yalanda is a blessing, the rarest of names for a most beautiful flower. Yalanda is unique, kind, beautiful and makes one hell of a Slyvari. Also known as YoYo, wanted sex goddess, wife, mother, friend and video game wizard. I lov my Yalanda.
Yalanda .. there's a girl who gets it
by storm lei February 03, 2015

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A great person that knows how to express themselves through writing. Loves to read and watch crime television shows. Can make one hell of a lasagna and has a way with kids. The "kids whisperer" is what she is often referred to. Not very tall. She resembles Halle Berry
Wow, Yalanda wrote me a letter and now I feel like I can conquer the world!
by Tacopizza February 07, 2017

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