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After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip. "After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes. "Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me "In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!" -Yakov Smirnoff |
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Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff" I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.
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