yaffe

To leave a task undone

"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"

by Mr.. G October 19, 2013

yaffe

a turd

Is that a Baby Ruth in the pool? No, its a yaffe.

by billyboyhorton October 23, 2014

YAFF

A widely used internet acronym which stands for, "You're a Fucking Faggot."

Friend: It looks like a beautiful day to fly kites!
You: ...YAFF

by AD__MVP March 7, 2010

Yaff

Degenerate form of the word yiff, used to denote a form of roleplaying sexual encounters. While yiff is used to denote general cybersex, Yaff is used to denote more freakish and/or pathetic attempts at textfucking, including bizarre and horrifying fetishes, poor grammar and spelling, and a total lack of attempt to formulate a coherent scene or storyline with the other participant(s).

Oh my god, I was chatting with this guy I met last night and he just wanted to yaff.

How bad?

Total disaster, it looked like a typewriter exploded while writing a horrible fetish porn novel.

by ferin August 14, 2009

YAFF

An acronym that stands for "You're a fucking faggot".

"Hey, did you watch the Ice Dancing team today? I think Canada's gonna win gold."
"...Dude, YAFF."

by DDJ's BFF March 7, 2010

Yaff

To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.

(1)
Z: Where have the tissues gone?
J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)
Z: What's Melvin doing?
J: He's yaffing.

by Jimmy the knife October 31, 2004

money shot Yaffee

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.

check out the money shot in yaffee's eye

by Yaffee May 6, 2005