Ya Ma

A phrase used by people of the north east, not just the incorrectly named "chavs" (as anyone from up north will know they are called charvas)

"I had ya ma last night"
"thats not what ya ma said last neet"
"fuck ya ma"
"ya ma's my da"

by Gezfuck yamaufuckinbastardcocksucker March 24, 2006

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Your Mother. Used by Scousers and northerners on Bully Victims, or as a quick comeback to anything or everything.

Origin:
North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?"

Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES

the reply:

"shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!"

it caught on.
True story.

Bully: ay kid. Ya ma eats out of wheelie bins...
Kid: :(

Pete Price: YOU PEASANT!!
Scouser: pete.. Ya ma.

by ya maa on toast June 23, 2009

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Ya Ma is used by middle schoolers of the North East of England, nd it basically means ure mam!

i HAD ya ma last night, nd ya ma was good

by x-LoU-x March 24, 2005

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A slang word most commonly used by idiotic chavs in the North east of England when stuck for any actual comeback

I was up all night shagging ya ma

by jordan stiva May 28, 2005

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An irritating, annoying and down-right idiotic saying for people who cannot come up with a clever reply. Ashamed to say that it is primarily used in my birth-place, the North East of England. My friend says it often because she knows it annoys me.

My friend: "YA MA!"

Me: *Crys*

My friend: "Ya Ma lives in a car and that's why she doesn't love you"

by Xandico May 18, 2008

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