ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

ya mum

ya mum

ya mum.

by vyu08bipu March 7, 2022

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017