Xboned 

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

Xboned by Bootzy June 12, 2013

xboned 

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013

xboned 

When you pay the price for getting an xbone.

Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.

xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013

xwned 

A mis-spelling of the word 'pwned' which is a mis-spelling of the word 'owned'. Originally said by Noodles on a forum.

Hahaha you got xwned!

xwned by breezeguy October 26, 2004

XBoned 

When you find out the game you want is only for the "next gen" console (particularly the Xbox One). Thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. You then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.

Ex. "Dude I really want the next Call of Duty but it's only for the next gen consoles. I'm totally getting XBoned by Activision."

XBoned by BossSauce 47 April 14, 2015

Xoned

High on Xanax for recreational purposes, often in combination with marijuana.
Pronounced 'zoned'.

"How are you the sober dd and still fun and social?"
"I'm xoned"

Xoned by whomsonever December 29, 2008