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A piece of shit. They have the word 360 in the title of the console because you will be lucky if it lasts that many days. Aslo a marketing sceme to get customers to buy multiple stacks of shit (xbox's), by using knowingly faulty components. Then charging you half the price you paid in the first place to get it fixed. Usually after repair, it takes the time you could have saved to buy a PS3, or a shotgun to shoot yourself in the face, for them to ship back to you. They commonly causes ones room to become filled with broken xbox's flashing red lights. Also used as a paperweight, a surface to wright on, as well as used to build the base for things such as houses and cars. Also an achievement for the world in defective marketing, as well as branding Microsoft as being thief's. Also the system that got Dawngaurd first, FUCK. But does anyone even have a working system to play it anymore? Doubtful. Once they break down, they usually cause the owned to become very angry, but still willing to buy a new one, with reasons they cant even tell you. Xbox 360's are common victims of but not limited to - Being throw out windows, getting shot at, getting ran over by cars, getting set on fire, ect. They also take advantage of the best technology since flushing toilets - the Kincet. Playing a Kincet game is like trying to itch your asshole with 2 broken arms. It requires more perfect conditions to run half properly then to create life.
Dickwad A - Yo bro you trying to play some Gears Of War?

Dickwad B - Nah man i cant, ive spent over 10,000 Dollars in Xbox 360's and still don't have a working one.

Dickwad A - Aw damn man what do you do with all of the broken ones?

Dickwad B - I need to throw them out, they are taking up all of the space in my room.
by Mr Jinglez July 27, 2012
 
1.
The first of the next generation consols. Im not sure why there is this big fight over sony lovers and xbox lovers, why not just buy both the Xbox 360 and the PS3? Who cares if you like one more than the other, doesn't mean that your gonna go to hell or anything if you use both! Grow up people, both with be twice as fun.
I actually like sony more, but who cares im still getting both. Why Not?
by swass marks the spot May 16, 2005
 
2.
An x-box once fully rotated
Tiffany: When Bob rotated his x-box, it was like totally an xbox 360.
by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008
 
3.
The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.
I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!
by Jordan Stevens May 02, 2007
 
4.
microsoft's new house heater
damn this is a cold winter, glad i got my xbox 360 to keep me warm
by bigboss839 September 14, 2008
 
5.
Microsoft's next generation console; rivals the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Revolution.

New features include:

- Improved performance and graphics

- Upgraded Xbox Live (Free silver account for activities like text & voice messaging, video chat / Subscription Gold account for online game multiplayer)

- Detachable hardrive

- Every single game in high definition with at least Xbox Live Aware

- Wireless controller featuring a power/Xbox Live button

- Interchangeable face plates

- Compatibility with MP3 players (such as iPod)

- Backwards compatibility with most Xbox games (v.i.a emulation)

When released, the Xbox 360 will employ the most powerful graphics chip ever created. ATi (Xbox 360's GPU supplier) boasts that the Xbox 360's unified shader architecture allows the console to run at 100% efficiency, while previous consoles ran anywhere at 50% to 70% efficiency. While the PS3 employs more brute strength, the Xbox 360's streamlined processing will allow for overall better performance than the PS3.

With the fact that Xbox 360 is such a multifunctional media hub, Microsoft hopes that the Xbox 360 will appeal even to consumers who are not gamers.



Xbox 360 is unique from PS3 and Nintendo Revolution in that it is really focusing on Xbox Live, and taking online play to the next level.
Xbox 360 is the first of what will become the next generation of consoles.
by moltovivace June 24, 2005
 
6.
a console made by microsoft that gets 3red lights of death 1 day after warranty goes out
nemo:dude,can i come over to pay some
xbox 360?

jon: no microsoft hates me :(
by gianpiero A April 16, 2008
 
7.
A touch-activated blender used primarily to grind up $60 CDs.
Best Buy Clerk: "Would you like to buy the warranty for scratched videogames for $4.99?"
XBox 360 Owner: "Yes"

XBox 360: "GRRRRRCHUCKCHUCKCHUCKGRRRRR"
by theLordoftheDance October 29, 2008