xoxo x wife

The women who used to be married to the guy you are sleeping with. A trainwreck--- who wears to much makeup, is overweight and can't snag a man.

"Who's that chubby chick hanging on your man"?
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"

xoxo x wife by voodoomutt February 10, 2012

x.yelenas_wife.x

x.yelenas_wife.x is a very swag and gay person who is in love with florence pugh. Also they are besties with x.natashas_wife.x

"Oh look there's x.yelenas_wife.x, aren't they gay?"
"Yeah"

x.yelenas_wife.x by Inlovewithflorencepugh September 28, 2021

x.yelenas_wife.x

x.yelenas_wife.x is a person who is very swag and gay, they are in love with florence pugh. They are also besties with x.natashas_wife.x

"Oh look it's x.yelenas_wife.x, I heard she's gay."
"Yh she is"

x.yelenas_wife.x by Inlovewithflorencepugh September 28, 2021

x.natashas_wife.x 

x.natashas_wife.x is a depressed cancer that is zesty straight. She is also very cool and a good friend. She is besties with x.yelenas_wife.x

"Oh look it's x.natashas_wife.x isn't she rlly cool and besties with"
"Yup"

x.natashas_wife.x by Inlovewithflorencepugh September 28, 2021

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

future xwife by The first mongo December 30, 2016