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Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
Related Words
to go crazy out of anger or drunkenness or simply a desire to fool around
Let's go wyle out!
That's wylin'!
wyle by Ange October 1, 2004

noah wyle 

H-H-H-HOTT!especially in scrubs and covered in blood :)
plays carter on ER and has played some minor movie roles
last night carter was so hot he almost gave me an orgasm
noah wyle by chels June 8, 2004

NOAH WYLE 

the hottie who plays carter on the best show on tv, ER
i wouldnt mind if noah wyle was my doctor!
NOAH WYLE by supachik December 22, 2003
A Malay term used when you tell someone to calm down when he/she is freaking out, raging or just nervous.
A: Bitch still boasting about his ex-girlfriend after all these years.

B: Watlek je bro (Just relax, bro)
Watlek by VVyeahhh October 1, 2012

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat