Wyome: To be thought to be real, but are in fact nothing more than a hole in the space-time continuum through which billions of cattle fall through every second. An object that is wyome is typically created by the state in an attempt to coerce the population into blissful obedience in order to further some goal involving world domination. Examples of these objects include the so-called state Wyoming, the Moon, and Donald Trump's approval rating.
Hey, have you been to Wyoming?
No, stupid, that place is wyome! It isn't real!
A sexy sex beast who ravages the hearts and vaginas of any woman (or transvestite man) that he lays eyes on. Without even touching them, his eyes melt their genital glaciers like 21st century global warming and creates a flood of pleasure... all simply the lead up to the fantastic ramming they will receive (with permission of course, Wymer is also a gentleman).
I had sex with Wymer last night. Holy shit. That was a real experience. I feel like I was exposed to global warming in my body but it was totally worth the rising sea levels if you know what I'm talking about ;)