wykey 

A small hamlet in Shropshire where fuck all happens. Ever.

I drove through Wykey and fell asleep it was a dull

wykey by CuntyBollocks1990 March 11, 2013

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

wkey 

Going full aggressive in a game, typically battle royals.

Im about to wkey this kid.

wkey by Frxstyyy July 26, 2020

Wykydtron 

A man-made machine of destruction from the future that turns against mankind to ultimately destroy all of civilization.

The Wykydtron shall be responsible for the destruction of all of man-kind.

Wykydtron by wykydtron August 12, 2006

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

wakey 

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

wakey by groupie#1 September 26, 2006