Watford 

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.

They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.

Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.

Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON

Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

A Man City V Watford by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

Watford Gap 

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.

Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.

Watford Gap by Ed March 4, 2004

Gerald Watford 

Gerald watford- n. v. Old English. -1. a person who is addicted not only to young white women, but more so to his own picture plastered all over Facebook.

2. The act of wearing a Mr. Magoo hat everywhere as an ice breaker to young fashion white girls.

"man I look good in this mirror" "what are you a Gerald Watford?"

"Take a a fake artsy picture so I can put it on Facebook and show everyone how sophisticated I am...stop being such a Gerald Watford"

"I am going out Gerald Watford to the club tonight" "that hat makes you look gay"

Gerald Watford by charliemedic143 August 29, 2011

Watford Grammar School For Boys 

This is an old school, in the heart of Herts. Just off of the M25.
The pupil are all dons, and not to be messed with.
They are all fucking tanks and no man can touch them.
Close rivals, MT's (Merchant Taylors School) are full of a bunch of pricks who think they are hard doing drugs cos they've got daddies money.
However, any one with some sense wouldn't go near these fuckwits and just hang with the badmen that are WGSB!!

Man1: Have you heard of Watford Grammar School For Boys?
Man2: Yes, they are the biggest gangstaz around.

Watford Grammar School For Boys by TheWatfordMassive October 4, 2010

Watford 

Centre of the Universe. Mind the gap.
Pronounced wot-fud

I am going to Watford tonight to get very drunk and try to chat up some females

Watford by Russell September 8, 2003