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wtshtf by Ogre Moody July 2, 2009
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WTHTF
Way Too High To Function.
When said baker is too stoned to do anything right or do anything at all in general. Just sit and wait until your less high and able to do simple things again like text someone back or remember how to use the microwave... It's like that first bake of the day right after you get off work. Fat bowl gone in a second straight to the dome. Gone. Or in the summertime baking all afternoon on a blanket in the park. Too high to do anything but lay down and enjoy the weather. Or sometimes it could be that bowl that turns you into a BHD (Big High Dummy). Example: Stopping at a green light.
When said baker is too stoned to do anything right or do anything at all in general. Just sit and wait until your less high and able to do simple things again like text someone back or remember how to use the microwave... It's like that first bake of the day right after you get off work. Fat bowl gone in a second straight to the dome. Gone. Or in the summertime baking all afternoon on a blanket in the park. Too high to do anything but lay down and enjoy the weather. Or sometimes it could be that bowl that turns you into a BHD (Big High Dummy). Example: Stopping at a green light.
-Want to come to Walmart with me?
-No, because A)I'm WTHTF. Can't be in public. And B)this couch is too comfortable... and look, Tim & Eric is on Adult Swim right now.
-No, because A)I'm WTHTF. Can't be in public. And B)this couch is too comfortable... and look, Tim & Eric is on Adult Swim right now.
WTHTF by Kitchen Kait April 23, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable