WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

WTFWJD 

meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.

I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!

WTFWJD by ErinError March 1, 2009

WTFWJD 

Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"

I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?

WTFWJD by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

WTFWJD 

What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.

"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?

WTFWJD by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

WTFWJD 

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

WTFWJD by Dan62 April 4, 2008

wtfwjdftw 

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

wtfwjdftw by Emo Moe July 30, 2009