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Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006
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Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!
Weeting by skown March 5, 2011

weetabix weed

Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.
Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.
weetabix weed by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020
A scavenging jew who will do anything to get his way
Don't wreet me around
wreet by Makka Sanders March 16, 2023
When the cranium suffers from excessive weetness. This is a disorder common to the Beagen family of primates
Weet Head Beagen. Like you at least. Good teacher at least.

Weetabix and milk baby 

A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.
Example:

During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.

Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”