From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.