From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit
luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen.
The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which
may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is,
Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the
air. You can feel it! Listen
Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."