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Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex 

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.
Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!
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Trumposaurus Wrex 

Trumposaurus Wrex: A dumpy old dinosaur with tiny hands that razes everything in its path in a futile and self-destructive attempt to return the world to the worst of how things were in days gone by.
Jesus, in just one trip across the Atlantic, the Trumposaurus Wrex trashed NATO, insulted the British PM, called all our closest allies “foes”, and embraced our sworn enemy, the Putinodon longiceps, in private.
When you try doing something to flex on others, but your ED gets in the way.
Person 1: "yo watch this"
Person 2: "don't do that dude, it won't work
Person 1: *fails to get it up*
Person 2: "damn dude nice WrexFlex
WrexFlex by Carl Carl monky September 27, 2019
urdnot wrex is a character in mass effect that liked to blow stuff up. if something is wrexion it is explosively awesome.
im listening to that album now it is totally wrexion.
wrexion by jeitinho April 21, 2008
Full of mamba heads walking round like zombies falling asleep stood up, everytime u walk past a homeless man you feel tight , nice town but drugs ruin it
Wrexham town
Wrexham by Simon 234 May 6, 2019
Actually better than most people think. The wanker who wrote the other report obv hasn't got a clue of what it is like or more than likley been down to Caia Park and got kicked in. If u see the countryside and the people in rhos, Jtown etc you will see how nice and actually how friendly we all are. So for the person above me stfu
"The guy got kicked in at the worst area in wrexham"
Wrexham by Jono333 May 4, 2005

Wrexapotomus Gangalon 

An animal that can run at FTL Speeds(This is why they are rarely seen as they never stop moving.)

When you get a slight gust of wind from behind you and turn around and nothing is there it is actually a Wrexapotomus Gangalon speeding away or rushing towards you. Only one man on earth has ever seen actually captured an an image of one on photo. Wrexapotomus Ganglons come in a wide variety of colours, usually a rainbow mix of colours. they are half Amphibian half bird and are attracted to explosions and are quite violent in nature. When ever a Wrexapotomus Gangalon dies their body disolves into the sky, and when an entire blood line of Wrexapotmus Gangalons die their Bodies atoms fuse together forming a rainbow in the sky. Also a Wrexapotomus Gangalon has the ability to form a Tornado in the sky simply by running rapidly in circles for a time of 3.123653764534538294767890654 seconds. It is also a common beleif that the Fictional Road-Runner character is influenced by the Wrexapotomus Gangalon, this is a lie as the Road-Runner is completly bird-like in appearence.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT! What was that sudden gust of wind?
Guy 2: either you farted or a Wrexapotomus Gangalon just ran past.
Guy 1: WTF?!?!

Horny Guy 1: OMG! That girls skirt blew up and in saw her Pussy!
Horny Guy 2; OMG so did I! Thank you Wrexapotomus Gangalon!