wreckbarred 

A state of ridiculous drunkenness where you're acting a fool, bordering black out town, and hooking-up with people using terrible judgment.

I don't remember bull-rushing you last night, I was definitely wreckbarred.

wreckbarred by staceyboss September 29, 2007

wrecktarded 

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.

Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."

wrecktarded by gobirds January 15, 2011

Whacktard 

The level at which one is dumber then Smaug himself.

God damnit, you're a fucking whacktard.

Whacktard by rockman January 19, 2004

Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.

"Step away from the wrecktangle..."

wrecktangle by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008

wrecktacular 

When something is impressivley or Spectacularly smashed or broken. A spectacular wreck

after the explosion the factory looked wrecktacular

wrecktacular by Miss Pip January 10, 2006

wretard 

An adult who is waaay too into wrestling.

I get that you liked wrestling when you were twelve. But now that your thirty, you're a full blown wretard

wretard by SlingSlanger November 19, 2011