wrecktarded 

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.

Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."

wrecktarded by gobirds January 15, 2011

wreckbarred 

A state of ridiculous drunkenness where you're acting a fool, bordering black out town, and hooking-up with people using terrible judgment.

I don't remember bull-rushing you last night, I was definitely wreckbarred.

wreckbarred by staceyboss September 29, 2007

wocktarded 

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid

bruh thats really wocktarded of you

wocktarded by ooga chaka May 2, 2019

Whacktarded 

The state of being extremely high, usually to the point where smoking additional marijuana will no longer be effective.

(Dude #1) Dude... what's up with Grandma? She didn't even realize she spilled bong water on herself.

(Dude #2 Cracking up) Ah, that's alright. She's whacktarded, let her have fun.

Whacktarded by MrPeepersNJ December 23, 2010

Wacktarded 

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

Wacktarded by eric November 12, 2003