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Wrappin' Up The Pringles 

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.
rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?

jabber-wapping 

Standing around talking and not doing work that should be done. Used in the movie The Wizard of Oz.
Quit your jabber-wapping there is work to do.
jabber-wapping by Beach98 October 11, 2016

Wrapping Tulips 

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.
Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?
Wrapping Tulips by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

redneck wrapping paper 

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

Fetty Wapping

The state in which one is so drunk that they have to close one eye in order to see straight, therefore resembling the artist Fetty Wap.
That bitch is so drunk she's fetty wapping
Fetty Wapping by AwhFuckYeah September 5, 2015

wrapping presents 

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"