blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Bubble Wrap Babies

A term referring to PvPers in games that wrap themselves in armor that makes them invulnerable or near invulnerable and use AOE weapons to disguise their lack of aim. Often, they will use hacks and glitches to help cover up for their lack of skill. These players often think of themselves as "elite" PvPers.

Man, SeaDaddyGaming and his crew are a bunch of Bubble Wrap Babies. Take all their crutches away and they couldn't PvP themselves out of a wet paper bag.

by b1g0lt3ddyb34r May 5, 2020

saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Wrap up Wrap up

A statement usually said at the last few minutes before class ends, around 5 mins before. Asserts your dominance against the teacher, and serves as also a reminder.

Dude 1: yo what time is it?
Dude 2: *checks watch* 5 mins before class ends
Teacher: well, i'm afraid i will dismiss you on my ter-
Dude 1: ayt, wrap up wrap up

by TOTALLYNEVERGOOD123 September 11, 2019

Wrapped

- an abbreviated term for the music platform Spotify's "Yearly Spotify Wrapped", where at every end of the year, users are shown their listening statistics;
- such as, "Most Listened to Artist/Songs/Genres", etc.

- Dude, the Wrapped came in today!

- No way. What's your top song?
- Blue Jeans, Lana del Rey

- You got some taste!

by Brob August 18, 2022

Wrapped

A child being confined of being covered and enclosed wearing double dark blue line underwear.

Up through the end of nine, I was wrapped wearing my double dark blue line underwear.

by Fendzs November 18, 2022