Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.
Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!
by PDXJohnny99 May 7, 2013
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When someone can't decide if they want to say "Wow" or "Ouch" so the two words get slurred together.
Guy 1: yo dude you see what happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore?

Guy 2: I know, I was like wowch! she got pwned!
by Triple One Zero Triple One February 8, 2010
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When something is aweinspiringly painful sounding. A contraction of the words wow and ouch.
Girl 1: I was at school yesterday, and I fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.

Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.
by kdeming1220 September 11, 2008
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An exclamation. A mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.
"I just read that the Queen called Princess Diana a whore...wowch!"
by Troy J. Jones January 15, 2008
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Signifying more pain than a simple “Ouch!” justifies.
Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!
by cwilly3 August 28, 2009
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A combination of WOW and OUCH.
The only way to reply if you have been hit with something surprising and hurtful, and you can't believe someone would say it.
Shane: I don't have high hopes for the 49ers this season.

Ty: you should be used to disappointment, based on your past relationships....
Shane: WOWCH!!
by 777Fatty February 23, 2017
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