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Chris Wolstenholme 

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
Chris Wolstenholme by curious_orange December 23, 2008
Related Words

Wolstenhard-on 

Arousal caused by the music of Muse, and Chris Wolstenholme's Bass-lines in particular (or just CW in General)
"Today I was head-banging to Plug-in Baby when I discovered I was sporting quite the Wolstenhard-on halfway through."
Wolstenhard-on by iliketits September 27, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.
Chris Wolstenholme by xLefty April 4, 2009

Golsh Wolsh 

The Process Of Vomiting Up Garlic Soup
Person A: I had too much garlic soup, i think im going to throw u-
Person B: EW You just golsh wolshed everywhere!
Golsh Wolsh by MistaFerret November 9, 2019

Chris Wolstenhome 

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
Chris Wolstenhome by Chip10 December 15, 2010
Verb: to Wolski

Can be used as a verb or a noun representing a state.

To do something in a way that's simultaneously spontaneous, naive and slightly crazy.

Like smooshing your nose into a cake and then licking the icing off.

Talking about halloween one minute and then procuring a pirate hat out of your closet and going out to dinner in it.
Dude, he pulled a Wolski and wore that neon jumpsuit out in public.

Don't wolski around with that spaghetti already!!
wolski by the big Croatian May 9, 2009