would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter 

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter by MongusMongus July 30, 2023

If it was a snake it would have bit you 

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. 

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids 

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! 

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! by Jinkies September 11, 2006

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me 

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

You wouldn't have to worry 

About your kids getting stabbed by me

Hym "If you weren't trying to steal from me. You wouldn't have to worry about it. And now that you know where I am.... You're not. You are perfectly willing to sacrifice someone else's kid so that you don't have to participate in giving me the credit and the money I deserve and I'm still not seeing the ads for the META time machine or the X teleporter. There is a reason those companies have one thing and not the others. My choice, my risk created that AI and THEY are interchangeable. If the consequences of that choice are a kike stealing from me... Then there are no consequences. It's just a jew being a jew. So, I'll take my money now and if I can't get to a kid or a the money then definitely kill jew-kids."

You wouldn't have to worry by Hym Iam July 30, 2025