would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 8, 2005

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 28, 2004