Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
by BMS June 18, 2006
The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.
Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
by Ravers March 19, 2008
A very good game made by the richest company in the world, but can be addicting only if you let it take over your life. It's cool to play for 5-6 hours on the weekend only when you don't have anything that needs done. Other than that on the week days you shouldn't be on it more than 2.
Me: Let's go do some motocross
Addicted Friend: Nah, My guild wants to do raids all day.
Me: But it's Friday afternoon don't you want to wait til night?
Addicted Friend: Nah, fuck off I want my epic bow to poon everyone with lmao.
That's the level you don't want to play World of Warcraft at no puns intended....allthough I did raid with him earlier that day.
Addicted Friend: Nah, My guild wants to do raids all day.
Me: But it's Friday afternoon don't you want to wait til night?
Addicted Friend: Nah, fuck off I want my epic bow to poon everyone with lmao.
That's the level you don't want to play World of Warcraft at no puns intended....allthough I did raid with him earlier that day.
by Isswanas May 22, 2011
That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008
An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can,
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
by Nikandros, 76 Dwarf Hunter March 9, 2009
by IMAWINNER November 22, 2007
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
by Normal Warcraft Player May 11, 2006