Italian-style nachos. Includes croutons as the chip portion, mozzarella, pepperoni, and marinara sauce on top. Marinara can be substituted for ranch or Italian dressing, depending on how racist you feel.
bro 1: Hey brah, wanna grab some nachos?
bro 2: No, broseph, nachos are so last year... I want Wopchos.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.