Italian-style nachos. Includes croutons as the chip portion, mozzarella, pepperoni, and marinara sauce on top. Marinara can be substituted for ranch or Italian dressing, depending on how racist you feel.
bro 1: Hey brah, wanna grab some nachos?
bro 2: No, broseph, nachos are so last year... I want Wopchos.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'