wootslang is a phenomen that has become popular lately, it has it's root from Luxembourg-English and tends to sound juvenile or childish, yet very funny.
wootslang usually contain many words put together:
the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.