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A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.
"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."
wootles by farmboy138 May 1, 2005
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Woodletuft 

Mostly an expression of sheer and utter immaturity. A way of showing ones affection in an overly obnoxious manner. A pet name of sorts.
I love you woodletuft!
It's Woot Woot, just abbreviated and mildly gay.
-Dude, I just pwned some mad suxor nubs
-wootles
wootles by Chu November 25, 2004
A Semi-Woot. Something not quite up to the status of Woot.
That game was wootle
Wootle by The-Shield March 1, 2004
"I got some Wootles!"
"Get some Wootles.com"
Wootles by Pootles March 18, 2010
Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.
Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.

Person 1: yea.
woollet by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019