Poetic genius, always making others smile. If I were'nt lesbian I'd want him.
Woosh > Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Penis is huge, it touches my shoe.
by Nico June 1, 2004
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Originally from reddit, used when someone doesn’t get a joke or thinks you’re being serious.
Person 1: wow your cat looks so cool

Person 2: that’s a dog you retard
Person 1: r/woosh
by definitionzz November 11, 2019
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That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.
“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”
by General Ray November 12, 2021
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When a joke goes right over your head and you don’t get it
Person1: r/woosh
Person2: ?
Person1: r/woooosh
by Centenario1963 April 25, 2019
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What nerds say when dumb people don’t understand a joke
Post: Gay people are lesbians
Idiot: BuT tHaT mAkEs No SiNcE bEcAuSe GaY mEaNs SoMeBoDy LiKeS gUyS aNd LeSbIaN mEaNs YoU lIKe GiRlS
Nerd: r/woosh
by I forgot the word already April 14, 2019
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you thought a joke was serious and someone replied "r/woosh" now you're crying in bed with no-one to talk to since you got wooshed
i got no friends now since i got r/wooshed
by Chinооk March 11, 2019
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