wookee 

A device, made up of several dryer sheets stuffed inside of an empty toilet paper roll, that is used to cover the smell of weed smoke up. Especially handy if you smoking weed in your friend's basement while his dad is upstairs.

Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"

wookee by b1gvince80190 June 7, 2007

Wookery 

The act of wooking.

Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend

Wookery by Llama422 January 14, 2010

wooker 

a clump of hair that has bunched up. mostly found in sinks, trimming, or on the floor after trimming or cutting hair. a soggy wooker is created when the wooker is wet. these are found in sinks and home water drains. the term spawns from the movie Star Wars in honor of the Wookies. the term originates from speech in rural areas. much like how "son of a bitch" became "som bitch".

I went into the bathroom after my mom and i found a soggy wooker the size of a small cat.

wooker by Dark_side December 10, 2005

wooker 

One who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
Also known in Canada as diaper fisher.

Wookie: RGHABABABABAAbababsarharababa RAGGLE FRAGGLE
Person: Fucking wooker

wooker by monkeylx1 January 19, 2008

wooker 

A person whose main function in life revolves around indiscriminate sex esp. those known locally as the bar whore.

Every time I go to the bar in search of a fly chick to take home I end up waking up with a wooker in my bed instead.

wooker by Sergeant Kyle September 28, 2007

wookee soup 

a really horrible halo 3 player who tends to betray alot

we dont need no wookee soup.

wookee soup by godzira June 28, 2010

Wooker 

Wooker is pronounced "Woo-Ker." It means small weird cat. and/or weird kitten.

Look at that fluffy wooker! Wow, I wish I could pet that tiny wooker!

Wooker by Lydia Deetz666 November 30, 2020