woofys 

acronym for Well Off Older Folks

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

woofys by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019

Woofy Cooker 

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.

1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".

Woofy Cooker by Forbaroo October 11, 2006

wootysnoot 

verb; as in to wootysnoot; a variation on the sexual act 69, where the bottom partner is performing cunilingus, and occasionally snorts through the nose, pushing a gust of warm air into the rectum.

Kristin screamed with delight when Jim wootysnooted her last night.

wootysnoot by Mark Vires February 27, 2007

woodysgamertag 

WoodysGamertag, or Woody, is a 7,000 year old unexceptional gamer on Youtube. He is also know as "he who supplies us with free netflix" and the leader of the RAPESQUADKILLAS. Woody also provides you with hours of entertainment on his minecraft server. Woody once single-handedly saved a small african village with only a wooden spoon. He gives great tips on many things from "how to give a blowjob" to "how to deal with toxic friends" but his tips DON'T work when your on a mobile device/Gaming console or when your adblock is enabled. He was the one who convinced Hitler to kill himself and decided to take no credit. He has fought and ALMOST BEAT professional UFC fighter Joe Lauzon. He is widely regarded as one of the best left 4 dead players in the world. He said it himself. These are facts.

Hey, did you see woodysgamertag's new video about where you can spend hours of time with a free month of netflix and a great minecraft server?

woodysgamertag by RAPESQUADKILLA69 January 19, 2014

woofy 

Diminutive slang for a canine; similar to doggy or pup. Seems to be more common in Canadian and British English than American.

Alex wondered where her woofy (or woofies) had gone, but then noticed she'd left the front gate open.

woofy by Trickster Wolf November 19, 2009

Goofy Woofy 

Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.

Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.

Goofy Woofy by The goofiest woofiest April 1, 2023