A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

freshwater woofter by Realfisher November 14, 2021

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wally woofter

Rhyming slang for a poofter.

Steve: John's been acting a little gay.
Peter: Didn't you know, he's a wally woofter!

wally woofter by sea_man_35 November 19, 2007

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wolly woofter

A wolly woofter is a English slang word for poofter which means gay. Sometimes referred to as a wolly or just a woofter

" Look at that man carrying a pink handbag and a tub of vaseline, hes a right wolly woofter"

wolly woofter by Matt D Young January 5, 2009

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wooftie

A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.

You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.

wooftie by david stevenson December 5, 2003

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