1. Derived from the term Weeaboo (referring to a person overly obsessed with japan.) A Wolfaboo: "A person overly obsessed with wolves; one who equates a human life to that of a wolf; someone who defends and or glorifies wolves killing humans. Often misspelling the plural of wolf as 'wolfs'; Often, will make up lies and propaganda to defend wolves; most of the lies do not hold true when put to actual research."
Tom: "Did you see how Yellowstone is regulating the wolves to preserve elk populations?"
Bob: "YEAH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD! IF A HUNTER KILLS ANY WOLFS, THEN THAT HUNTER SHOULD BE RIPPED APART BY A WHOLE WOLF PACK!!"
Tom: "Wow, you never told me what a wolfaboo you were."
The act of cutting an erect penis off at the base immediately cauterizing it to keep the penis erect and then inserting penis base first into ones asshole in which you use your bowel muscles to plunge it in and out of out your asshole into a partners vagina, mouth or asshole.
my bitch already experimented with all the kinky stuff so i introduced her to getting a good woofagoo
a woolabooga is a largeman who is a little less than intelligent , has facial hair of some sort and is large. basically someone who looks like chewbaka.
colby: look at that woolabooga
zach: oh thats delbert he's a friendly woolabooga
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).