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Woodsville 

A small town in New Hampshire that is closely associated with the towns of Haverhill, North Haverhill, Pike, and Benton. The fun things to do in this town are very limited, and they mostly consist of getting slushies from the local Cumberland Farms, going swimming at the Cliffs, and bumming around the streets getting in trouble. If you live in this town, you most likely fall into one of three categories, the Hicks, who drive around in loud trucks and chew tobacco during school hours, the Skater Punks, who spend time skating around the streets because there is no skatepark and get in trouble with the police, and the High School Dropouts, the kids who, no matter how hard they try, will never live outside of this dump nicknamed Hoodsville, NH.
Hoodsvillian 1: Yo, I'm bored. What do you want to do?
Hoodsvillian 2: I don't know, bro. Lets go smoke weed on the tracks behind Woodsville because there's nothing else to do.
Woodsville by jnyfknmlr696 June 3, 2009
Related Words

Woodsfield Wallop 

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
college party with a keg of beer in the mountains
I went on a woodsie with John last Friday.
woodsie by ennaid July 27, 2011
A bushy-haired 40 year-old inmate who routinely steals watches and refuses to sleep on the top bunk in his prison cell.
Joe: Hey, if you don't have the money, why don't you just take it?
Scott: No way. What do you think I am, a Woodsie?
Woodsie by Woodsie Wannabe April 21, 2006
woodsie could kick your ass.
woodsie by stagger lee January 19, 2004

woodsies 

a place past the long narrow road with the radio shack on it.
Rick, how do we get to your house?

Go past the woodsies, if you pass a long narrow road...you are going the wrong way.
woodsies by LMNOP April 16, 2005