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woodstream

a neighborhood in marlton, new jersey filled with awesome stoners, some albanian and gay. Most people here smoke weed and eat omlettes at the marlton diner. Some others put dog poop in nicks ny yankees hat because they are die hard phillies fans. ONe person with long hair and plays the guitar hangs out with gaybirds,campanaro. YOUNG KHALIFA NIGGGGAAAA!!!
woodstream rocks our cocks, where can I get weed? woodstream biottccchhhh!, fuck balls, I munch on boners cause i live in woodstream, downs farm blows go to woodstream.
woodstream by stevefoley February 19, 2011
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To just grab on to a dick and just hold it.
Last night I totally did the woodster to Jason last night.

OH man don't woodster someone.
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woodster605 

when referring to a 'woodster605', one is referring to a short, obese, gremlin of a human being. A woodster605 regularly releases it's spores once every 5 days, in the form of a miniature replacer of it's face, known by many as a cholesterol nutsack.
Wow, a Woodster605 just secreted women repellent on all of my possessions.
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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