Woodtistic 

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.

Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...

Woodtistic by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018

Wonderstruck 

Being struck by the feeling of wonder and enchantment after meeting someone.

"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go. I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home."

Wonderstruck by spendforever13 September 28, 2011

Wonderstruck 

That undefined feeling you get about that special someone.

"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home".

Wonderstruck by smileydancer101 November 15, 2010

David Wooderson 

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."

David wooderson

David Wooderson by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009

wonderstick 

penith. often 13 inches long, and whoever has one is the CHOSEN ONE.

Harry Potter has a wonderstick, for he is commonly called the CHOSEN ONE, so he must have a 13 inch long penis.

wonderstick by mrs. wonderstick January 14, 2012

Pedo Wooders 

A word given to a head teacher of a school who likes molesting kids.

Hey look its Pedo Wooders

Pedo Wooders by The Meme Bin June 6, 2018

Woodenism 

Woodenism is a cult luke burrow and martin chalk invented.

This the religion of the Wood. The universe is the great oak tree in the sky, and each fruit on it's brances is a different galaxy. We believe that wood has helped humanity and the world to be like the way it is today.

As we speak, the founders of Woodenism are creating the Royal Book Of Wood, It is the bible of Woodenism, full of the works of wood throughout history, and how we can relate them to moden times.

There is a group on Facebook donated to Woodenism, please come and join our cult and we can use wood to help us decide what is right and wrong in life.

"May the wood be with all of you"
"And with you my fellow fellow"
"These are the words of Woodenism"

Woodenism by Luke Burrow April 11, 2010