wooden spoons

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.

Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL

by d6dp October 11, 2007

Wooden spoon

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016

wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Wooden Spoon Award

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

by Immersion May 25, 2011

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010

wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

by Jebby3 August 9, 2009

wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

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