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An British Chocolate Chip cookie who wears a top hat, monicle, gloves, and carries a cane. He lives under the desks of schizophrenic teachers and professors.
You are taking a test and you notice the teacher is talking to himself. What you don't know is that there's actually a wondercookie under his desk.
by Potimer February 09, 2008