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by Nathan Painmaster Matthews April 12, 2009
Adjective:
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
by mantabu July 18, 2011
Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.
Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
by Sketch Ball December 26, 2011
n. wom-puhs
The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).
The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).
Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.
by Falkan July 14, 2005
the most hideous creature ever. Usually preying on the weak and inebriated individual with beer goggles on. You can find one at your local pub and usually around 7am in the morning wandering the streets looking for one last "kill" before day break.
Man 1: What happened to Joe?
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!
Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!
Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007