a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick
Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know
by carrots are healthy December 31, 2019
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Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum December 30, 2011
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When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble
guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"
by le jeff November 2, 2008
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To quabble hither and thither whilst maintaining a general lollygag and/or snickarckle.
Avast! The Wizard approaches with great wimble womble!
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Someone who is really boring, sits on their arse and can't be bothered going out or doing anything interesting
Matt:- "Hey John, wanna go to the pub for a drink and see that awesome band play"?

John:- "Nah - can't be stuffed, besides reruns of Survivor China are on TV"

Matt:- Don't be such a Womble"!
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the only proper track to drop on the officer pulling you over at 4 AM, the most steezy.
"Do you know why I'm pulling You over?" - officer
"WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES!!!!" - You
by Dr. Steezle March 24, 2011
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To go watch SovietWomble's videos

Him: Hey! What's up?
Her: About to Womble it up in here!
Him: Haha, yeah that guy is fun!
"Gotta Womble it up, it's been a while"
"Gonna Womble it up!"
by TheWombleDoctor October 7, 2016
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