Wokked 

when u wake feeling like a plate

I wokked up today and had a cat for breakfast

Wokked by spaceweed October 24, 2023

Wokel 

From woke + yokel: someone who thinks wokeness makes them sophisticated but is actually utterly clueless.

John told me traffic lights are sexist, he's such a wokel

Wokel by Allhandlesareinuse July 5, 2019

Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.

We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.

Wonkeley by SmelseaC April 12, 2011

Wokeland 

The home of the wokerati. A place where everything is racist and offence taking is an Olympic sport

People in wokeland are so stupid it's little wonder they can't cope with reality

Wokeland by P-Kirk April 5, 2021

Wokelisted 

When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.

I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about race, gender, or fascism on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.

Wokelisted by Bobtom April 10, 2023

Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

Wokeling by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020

Wokked 

An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.

Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.

Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018